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A city of order, valor, and three dogs who have not yet gotten off the couch. Here every mailman is repelled, every doorbell met with fury, every suspicious leaf brought to swift and total justice — usually before lunch, occasionally mid-nap. Move in, folks. You'll sleep like a saint; one of ours already does.
And so once again, Pomopolis is safe — thanks to the Poms of Pom & Circumstance.